2008 reasons I love my wife

I stole this idea from another blog I read, but I took it to a ridiculous extreme, as I usually do.

I love Caitlin because:

1-2-Her two beautiful eyes, that I can stare into all day while I hold...

3-8-The five fingers on her right hand as we walk, when she often says...

9-12-The three words "I love you that come from her...

13-14-Two beautiful lips that are quite, if I may, luscious that I've kissed every day of the...

15-119-Hundred days that we've been married and lived in the...

120-160-Forty square feet of apartment we live in, sleeping on the...

161- One mattres that we share under...

162-164-The three blankets we use to keep ourselves warm in this apartment. I especially love the one that says we got married in the year...

165-373-"208." I also love her...

374-383-Ten toes, it's a secret, but sometimes I kiss them, too. I also am quite fond of the...

384-392-Seven dinners a week we share together, especially the ones she cooks, they're delicious. I'm even more impressed by the...

393-421-Twenty eight words of spanish that she's learned and pronounces so well for the...

422-452-Thirty days we'll spend tramping around Argentina this summer, looking for undiscovered poets, possibly carrying around our...

453-456-Three (SECRET) children in her tummy. Who will be with us for the next...

457-537-Eighty years we'll spend together, loving each other...

538-562-Twenty four hours a day, every day...

563-570-Seven days a week...

571-936-Three hundred and sixty-five days a year. She's so smart she got a...

937-941-Four point oh for a GPA. We have sex...

942-951-Nine times a week, on average. That's also a secret. I love how passionate she is about things and the...

952-983-Thirty-one books on breastfeeding, women's rights and starving children in Africa she has on our bookshelves. I love the...

984-1084-Hundred different things she does a day to make me smile, like talk to me in her silly voice. I love reading the first...

1084-1102-Eighteen pages of the New York Times together at lunch and talking about the happenings in the world. Especially in the...

1103-1150-Forty-seven countries in Africa. We have fun playing games together. Last time we played scrabble she got, or made if you're from South Carolina...

1151-1271-One hundred and twenty points. I loved watching the...

1272-1276-Four episodes of The Office that we just watched together. It reminds me of the...

1277-1300-Twenty-three inside jokes we currently have between us that make me laugh every time. It's so great to see someone who loves to spend so much time with me, especially to go shopping and fill up our...

1301-1305-Four rather large pantry shelves with healthy foodstuffs (except for the cup of noodles that I hide in the back for comfort food). We love watching movies together. We even had Netflix for...

1306-1330-Fourteen days, until our free trial ran out. I love the...

1331-1348-Fifteen different names she has for me, none of which involve Tim, oddly enough. I love that she has...

1349-1361-Eleven pairs of jeans, some many years old, because she refuses to throw or do away with anything, because it would be a waste. I'm excited for our lives in the...

1362-1389-Twenty seven different countries we plan on living in. We have...

1390-1396-Six different cuddling positions that are our favorite. Whenever I see her my heart skips...

1397-1401-Four beats. I love her frugality. The most we've ever spent on a meal together outside of our wedding is...

1402-1420-Eighteen dollars. I also love her tea drinking abilities. She currently has...

1421-1429-Eight different types of tea. I love sending her...

1430-1445-Fifteen text messages a day. Every day she impresses me at least...

1446-1491-Forty five times a day with her intelligence...

1492-1525-Thirty three times a day by her grace...

1526-1573-Forty four times by her beauty...

1573-1652-Seventy-five times by her love for me. She shows this as she reminds me of that love by telling me so at least...

1653-1804-One hundred and fifty times a day. Often I get lost in her eyes for...

1805-1846-Forty-one minutes at a time. She helps me be better in...

1847-1899-Fifty-two different ways, including my posture. She is very concerned about helping others and works at a women's shelter...

1900-1920-Twenty hours a week.

1921-Women's sufferage. Yey!

1922-1934-Twelve times she's let me hold her as she cries. I love the...

1935-1958-Twenty-three years it took me to find her. Definitely worth the wait. We'll have fun spending the last...

1959-1962-Three hours of 2008 together. On our first date we played...

1963-1965-Three rounds of golf in my apartment. I love that she's used the same make-up for...

1966-1971-Five years sraight. It took me about

1972-1995-Twenty-three days to decide to marry her. She's definitely in the top...

1996-2006-Ten list of coolest people of all time. In fact she's number...

2007-One. And there are at least...

2008-One million more reasons why she means everything to me.

That's it.

P.S. I realize my math was off. But that's the way it goes. And that's another thing I love about her, she's a lot better at math. And Capitlization. Happy new year.