Thanks for staying nice. I'm not ready for the cold. I need to get in running shape enough to feel obligated to continue running even in the snow. For a while there you had me worried. But you got it just right.
Thanks for talking to me at the Radical Liberal Deportation Party. You are quite smart. Thanks for showing me that it is not necessary to have a real house in order to have an educated world outlook.
Dear Person driving away from the duck pond,
I am pretty sure I wasn't the only one who heard very loud and realistic duck sounds. If you stole a duck, you make me very mad. Bring he/she back! If you ran over a duck and was dragging it along beneath your car while it quacked, you make me very sad. If a duck flew onto the top of your car and was freaking out because he was too scared to fly away while you drove, you make me laugh. Any way you cut it, you inspire deep emotions in me.
Dear Study Desk,
Thanks for being my new home within a home. You are very peaceful and calming. You also look good with a clock. Sorry if I force my religious views upon you.