I think my child needs to attend this preschool (featured in the picture; also read the article, it's interesting). I think he'd fit right in if his classmates had names like Beulah Ellison-Tayor.
I'm currently toying with the possibility of having grandchildren with the last name Ellison-Tayor-Carroll-Browning.
For those who thought his name was weird: we have total hippie street cred with a baby name like that. We'd fit right in with the raw-foods-eating-cloth-diapering-nature-preschooling Seattle crowd. Our kind of crowd.