Oh Amazon.com, how we love thee!!
What, with your plethora of products, your super-saver shipping,
and your 30% off disposable diapers (moms and dads, sign up for Amazon Mom and Subscribe & Save and get 30% off every time you buy diapers and wipes!)
and especially your replacing our broken Kindle for free and with very few questions asked...
Amazon, we love that even though we broke our Kindle the first week we owned it and it was completely our fault (Theodore fell on it while a hard object was also sitting on top of it), you still are sending us a brand-new one in the mail AND with one-day shipping.
Amazon..... you are the best. You have our business from now until the end of technology.
Side note: Amazon literally means "without breasts." The term Amazon woman came from the fact that warrior women would cut off their breast so they could use a bow and arrow better.
Wow! I had no idea you could buy diapers on Amazon. They're so cheap! I seriously just bought some. Thanks for the tip.
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